![]() just what the world needs another remake :( can they not make something that hasnt already been done. I repeat – OMG!ĭo you love Timecop? The answer of course is yes but I’ll let you elaborate in the comments below. A Timecop reboot without Jean-Claude Van Damme. ![]() Rennie would later be better known as Leoben Conoy in the reboot of. Timecop is the movie Looper wishes it was. Timecop is a 1994 science fiction action film that is an adaptation of a Dark Horse. It’s these kinds of features that make Timecop a timeless crap-classic, a term I’m coining here for those films that are blatantly rubbish but that you love. Gremlins reboot mogelijk in de maak Nieuwsberichten. de reboot van de Troma cult-klassieker uit 1984. Universal Pictures is begonnen met de voorbereidingen van een Timecop reboot. Secondly I love how just one metaphor wasn’t enough for the makers, they slammed two together into one mega-line. Timecop reboot komt eraan Nieuwsberichten. but theres going to be a remake/reboot, whatever you wanna call it, of the moderately successful Jean Claude Van Damme 90s action flick, Timecop. Maybe it’s a clever comment on how time paradoxes work. Firstly it doesn’t actually make sense if you think about it. There are a couple of reasons I love this. Timecop Being Rebooted Without Jean-Claude Van Damme By Eric Eisenberg published The Jean-Claude Van Damme movie Timecop was certainly one of the dumber action movies to emerge. Burnt testicles were a common occurrence in the Van-Damme householdĪfter explaining the whole plot of the film Mr Voice-Over Man utters the following phrase “Turn back the clock….and you’re history!”. ![]() Marc Shmuger will produce the film via his Universal-based Global Produce. Not a good idea buddy, did you see him do those mid air splits in his tiny kitchen? I like to think he practices that particular move in his kitchen on the off chance that that exact situation would occur. Universal is throwing into development a remake of Timecop, the 1994 Jean-Claude Van Damme time travel action movie. Seems like quite a extreme way of making cash especially if you’re already a mega rich business man. The company recently announced that it is backing Guillermo del Toro’s stop-motion adaptation of Pinocchio. ![]() But what about that plot? A businessman goes back to make enough money to become president. Netflix has been investing heavily in original animated programming in recent months. Where were our time travelling mullet police? I’ll let it slide just because of that voice-over, you don’t get that kind of narration these days. Oh wait, apparently it’s set in 2004, that’s almost 10 years ago. If this is what hair looks like in the future then send me there right now. It’s at once bouffant, shiny, curly, and accomplishes a full mullet at the back. The first thing you’ll notice when JCVD first appears is his luscious hair. ![]()
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